Last night, a German medical student was minding his own business on a Sydney train when 3 thugs tried to mug him. He refused to hand over this wallet, and the thugs followed him when he got off the train, cornered him in a dark alley, and started beating him up.
But, unbeknownst to the thugs, they picked the wrong alley. Ninja Senshi Ryu warrior school happens to be down that very alley, and a ninja in training witnessed the attack and alerted his sensei.
All the sudden 5 Ninja’s decked out in their black ninja gear ran into the alley and opened a can of whoop ass on the thugs.
Besides being grateful, the German medical student must have thought that Sydney has Karate Kid style Ninja superheroes running around using “Wax On, Wax Off” moves to save innocent victims from the forces of evil.
“Bonzai!!!!!”
Incredibly the thugs managed to get away from the Ninja’s. Ninja sensei, Kaylan Soto, speculates “I think they’re probably still running if I’m not mistaken.”
“You should have seen their faces when they saw us in ninja gear coming towards them. I’ve never seen guys running that fast. They should have been in the Olympics — they would have won gold,” he added.
Seven News reports that the police eventually caught up with two of these stupid burglars. As the Ninja sensei speculated, the third hoodlum is still running.
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That made me laugh out loud. Sounds like something straight from Hollywood. You should have wrote the newspaper article!
Glad you got a laugh. I could not make this stuff up if I tried.
We need this sensi in New Orleans. We are close to 80+ in murders and it’s not even summer yet!
Isabel, I think New Orleans needs more than Ninja’s. Maybe Rudy Guillane should come out of retirement to clean up New Orleans like he did in NYC.