I was driving down the road yesterday minding my own business when this pulled up next to me.
That’s right folks, it is a tanker truck full of liquid chocolate. The driver was even wearing one of those “Serve You” hair nets.
And, that got me wondering. Do you think the driver gets hazard pay for having to fight off premenstrual women who would take him out without a second thought to lie open mouthed under the tap and drink that whole tank of “Nestle Liquid Chocolate”?